Tetchie Agbayani
Nude

You know what amorous Asian creation will have you doing all sorts of unzip the pants, self touchy, touchy? Tetchie! You know, the Philippines’ own Tetchie Agbayani. The fetching Tetchie made a name for herself early on in pre Rambo II (1985) flicks about Americans going overseas to save some lost soldier or kidnapped kid, like Rescue Team (1983) and Intrusion: Cambodia (1983). She famously played Parmistan’s Princess Rubali in Gymkata (1985), the gymnastics based obstacle course slash martial arts movie, which has achieved a cult following since the internet has had so much fun mocking it over the years, before joining a young Tom Hanks in The Money Pit (1986). Your money would be best spent renting the Amazon tribe kidnaps an American kid drama, The Emerald Forest (1985). In the movie, Tetchie goes skinny dipping and rubs her boobs in some lucky guy’s face. Careful, you’ll poke an eye out! Keep an eye out for the next movie she got naked in, the Australian comedy Rikky and Pete (1988). While she pleases the dickie of Rikky at one point, a better look at TA’s T and A comes when she dances topless on the streets as a welcome distraction to her man, who has gotten himself stuck in jail. Apparently done with both flashing skin and trying to make it in Western cinema, Tetchie stuck to Filipino filmmaking and TV shows for the later half of her career, starring in movies like Illusion (2005), T2 (2009), and TV shows like Hiyas, Wansapanatym, and her most recent role, Karen’s mom in Maalaaia Mo Kaya. Do we want more skin from Tetchie? You betchie!